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Wednesday, 22 August 2018
Generation Z Manifesto
Care for the "careless". Or care for those who care about your individual whims. Care about girls with vibrators? Care about whom? A society consisting of
men with weak characters. A fire broke out, and destroyed his plant. What did he do? Developed Electromagnetic waves or more accurately product that
combined photons/sub-atomic particles with the motion of gaseous "masks" or identities. Identities which have no identity of their own. Like the fire
breaks out, these little creatures are very reactive. Yet, they don't have emotions of their own. Since we are the ones who "feel", so that means these
things should be best employ them to use through which we can feel or at least to recreate environment for stimilus of a great set of emotions. One such
idea would be, say, massage therapy. Excellent, Remote-Control based autonomous massage system. Detects EM waves of your brain and works out
solutions using massage. It applies the right program according to the level of brain activity inside your little bazooka head filled with expectations of
beautiful family. Right, after clothes, the second most dominant and ad-heavy industry on Amazon is clearly Careness industry. Mothers, fathers and maybe
grandmothers. The goal of commerce is to get to the root of societal issues, explore those problems, create solutions without taking into account the
whims and desires of 17-year and 11 months and 19 days year old people like me. Everyday, I'm counting my age. Every hour. Every minute. Even though I
don't have an Internet of my own, but I get to bend my sub-consious mind to observe as much information as it can from the very.. very.. little amount of
information that I ever get to see. I was seeing, or I did see some One and a half hour earlier, Ben Afflecks' "Live by Night". What I found out standing in the
movie is that the difference between that asshole Quire (or whatever his name was.. I think P.T. Quire whatever, but I'm talking about that racist who shot
down Afflecks' clubs) and Ben Affleck is that Quire doesn't get to the core of the fact. He's ugly and he's a racist. He sees the world from the limited,
filtered perception of his own. This hides the core of the matter from him. He's stupid and underestimates competition. He gets killed when he threatens
Ben Affleck to leave the town and give away 100% of Bens' clubs to him. Considering the fact that often individual who wants to create monopoly forgets
the fact, that empire building, as we know after playing Microsofts' Age of Empires series, requires open-mindedness and respect for novelty and a desire
to get to the core of the fact, or truth every single fucking time. Today, when we think of scientists, we should not think of some mad scientist with white
hairs bombing his factory, but rather a more crazy Megan Fox like individual who's a PhD-cum-industrialist! For example, Elon Musk. Although, he ain't a
PhD but a masters in Physics gets close. When asked what motivated him so much and his favourite books, among Zero to One by Peter Theil and others
was The Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy or space, whatever look up the name yourself. On one hand, we have McDonalds trying to raise the prize of potatoes
for competitors and to lower operational costs for their ownselves and on the other hand, there are cool, hippie kids like Elon Musk trying to create the
world's largest Electric Cars company and brand. Maybe I.. yes me... can supply them (The McDonalds) my talent and help them build super-cool highvibrational
based thermal heater for cooking fries. Maybe we can supply it using MUGAPP model, for marketing (just saying). Well, today highly talented
indivduals with very clear vision are out there on the wild, hunting Alligators and showing them off on the Discovery ChanneI. Anne Hathaway, an actress
and another Hollywood Vegetarian, has 11.9 million followers on Instagram, the last month I checked her profile (numbers change, make sure to check the
latest numbers). But where did I first saw her... no not Batman, but yes... Get Smart. In fact there is one scene where hero takes a Ferrari and Anne says,
"Now, we're getting attention". Hmm.. Beautiful cars and McLarens does result in attention, Miss Hathaway. Or let's just put off McLaren for a second and
add our beloved Tesla Roadster that America is so proud of. Oh yes, Elon Musk must be protected by AK-47s equipped Bodyguards all the time. What an
abomination... Silicon Valley Tiger Woods. Elon Musk would not have the attention he enjoys now had he not decided to leave Africa and inhabitate his
south-african roots in America. Hmm... no offense Elon but Mercedez would have stepped up and released their Super-Hi-Fi tireless car which uses
Superconductors and copper or any metal based chasis with aluminium and tin-plated magnetic plates that vibrate all the time. Such vibrational energy is
diverted towards a big magnetic flux wound around a superconducting core inside the hood of the car, just like the "Back to the Future", except with bigger
tail lights. Hmm... then maybe Lady Mercedez would have more Instagram followers than father Tesla. But no... that's not going to happen and because of
that I would rather follow the Instagram page of Mercedez (which I don't as of now, but after writing this article, I will) than follow Tesla page. Go to hell
Elon Musk. You go to YouTube and tell people, "Umm.. I don't care about your degree". Oh yea? I don't think Tesla will ever hear poor kids of Pakistan, no
matter how much talented, without any degrees? would it? I guess not. So... all this talk of unity is Bullshit. There are more important affairs than caring
about un-empowered youth of Pakistan, for example tweeting about your relationship with a whore singer. Yes... Elon I get it. What's her name?... Ah, oh
yes Caudia. No no no, it was something else. But didn't you changed her name by adding, "Oh, c stands for speed of light". Elon Musk will go to hell. Yes,
Elon. You may be good to America but you won't ever help us, the Pakistanis... would you? no you won't, because it is simply out of your control to help us.
Elon, if you ever read this article, then go to Netflix and watch the movie Non-Stop. You know what that teacher/hijacker and Software engineer said, yes
he said, "Our citizens are protected by the federal agencies. If Air Marshal like you are in the federal agencies, then are these people really protected?" oh
yes Elon, are we, the Youth, really protected? Elon... 20 years from now... when your own kids will be adult you'd know why you are such an abomination
to the teenagers of 21st Century. Hey, Elon, don't take what I said so serious. Investors will flood and make you rich and your whole former South-African
family will enjoy the good, old Playboy culture. You have much to care for than us... the Youth. You'll see your actions will affect us... the 16 and 17 year
olds growing up in countries like India, Pakistan, China and even Russia. You make us jealous. But we are the Asian kids? right. We work harder than any
one else in the world. Yet, people like you get all the attention. So much people are smart, genius and talented but they just didn't had the luck. Here is my
promise Elon... one day we'd grow bigger, strong and better and not just in terms of economy but overall estimation and image of us... the so-called Third
World countries. I was lucky to study in the prestigious school of Pakistan... for 10 years straight... and all my ten years in the Army Public Schools and
Colleges System, I had a straight A++ record, a consistent A+ record in the field of computers... and I haven't even entered the practical life. Born a
Pakistani. American by Nature. Inventor by Training. Born to raise a nation, powerful nation with more resources than any of Elon Musk's companies can
ever have. We were Pakistanis by nature and hard-work flows through the veins of each one of us. Now, I know we made mistakes. I didn't say we were
Angels. But we are at least class of prospective workers who were raised in harsh environments... Just like you Elon... and we are even more talented than
you were as a 13-year-old son. I would make a promise to Muslims... One day God will wield his sword and companies like Mercedez will collaborate with
US. Our logistics supply and logistics industry is going pretty strong and in future, many Generation Z workers, folks of my generation, those who were born
in 2000 and 2001 will be working their asses off and will transform the world. Period.
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